Murphy's Law: Fan-Tastic Vent Installation
Posted: June 17th, 2017, 8:39 am
There’s ought to be a "Murphy’s Law" category here to assure us we are not alone in suffering crazy, needless incidents. It's always in the details. For example, I raced to install my shiny new Fan-Tastic Vent fan this morning before the heat wave kicked in. First rule - heed the 80/20 time & effort rule where 80% is spent organizing, devising work arounds and searching for misplaced tools with only 20% remaining for completion according to plan.
The old fan came out reluctantly as the Phillips screws had been covered then corroded by silicone that prevented a good screwdriver bite. Then of COURSE the new fan’s screw holes didn’t line up perfectly and I had to oversize some and work with a couple of larger screws to compensate. If I had more patience perhaps epoxy might have worked. At least I was sure to defy Murphy’s plot involving an inoperative motor and made a temporary 12V hookup to be sure the electricals worked.
Then I devised a neat trick with nails projecting out of all roof screw holes. These helped the base flange align correctly then the nails could simply be pulled out and replaced by permanent screws. Nothing worse than having to pry off the tacky lid for blind realignment after a sticky bead of Dicor lap sealant had been laid down.
OK, so far so good and I even double checked the lid opening was properly facing to the rear. I was smug another opportunity for Mr. Murphy to have me put it on backwards was foiled. But he had another trick up his sleeve as the ground wire got caught under the flange as I buttoned everything up. Another lesson - it's better to have two people, with one observing inside to confirm proper fitment.
Final lesson for the morning - there WILL be a mess when working with Dicor. Time out to clean up and leave the wiring and inner garnish for fresh time, at least after a cup of tea. Besides, who can guess what page Murphy will have turned to in his voluminous law book by then.
The old fan came out reluctantly as the Phillips screws had been covered then corroded by silicone that prevented a good screwdriver bite. Then of COURSE the new fan’s screw holes didn’t line up perfectly and I had to oversize some and work with a couple of larger screws to compensate. If I had more patience perhaps epoxy might have worked. At least I was sure to defy Murphy’s plot involving an inoperative motor and made a temporary 12V hookup to be sure the electricals worked.
Then I devised a neat trick with nails projecting out of all roof screw holes. These helped the base flange align correctly then the nails could simply be pulled out and replaced by permanent screws. Nothing worse than having to pry off the tacky lid for blind realignment after a sticky bead of Dicor lap sealant had been laid down.
OK, so far so good and I even double checked the lid opening was properly facing to the rear. I was smug another opportunity for Mr. Murphy to have me put it on backwards was foiled. But he had another trick up his sleeve as the ground wire got caught under the flange as I buttoned everything up. Another lesson - it's better to have two people, with one observing inside to confirm proper fitment.
Final lesson for the morning - there WILL be a mess when working with Dicor. Time out to clean up and leave the wiring and inner garnish for fresh time, at least after a cup of tea. Besides, who can guess what page Murphy will have turned to in his voluminous law book by then.